Dan's Proverbs
These are just things you hear me repeat a lot if you know me.
They do not really represent any infallible truth, but they do make sense if you think about each.

1.  Ignorance is the best policy
2.  The next guy is always you
3.  The less information you provide, the less questions you have to answer
4.  If you can't beat the system, work the system
5.  The less normal you are perceived, the more you can get away with
6.  There is no point to being well-rounded
7.  If the ends do not justify the means, is there such a thing as a necessary evil?
8.  If you make too much sense, people get mad at you
9.  Inconsistency is a grave sin, but inefficiency is not far behind
10.  People who demonstrate an inability to handle truth tend to be lied to.